In honour of Conan's Move to the Tonight Show

Bob Goulet!

The Islamic Civil War

Remember that nasty homecoming surprise that the Royal Anglian Regiment got in Luton a few weeks ago? This time, Luton's moderates drive off the nutjobs

Mr Latif said: 'We have been fighting these Muslim extremists for you. They represent nobody but themselves.
'The community decided to move them on because the police won't. We have asked them, but they did nothing.
'I don't know if they will be back. We have been the victims twice over - from the stupidity of Muslim extremists who metaphorically pour petrol and fan the flames of the right-wing extremists.
'This was a peaceful demonstration and we hope they get the message that the law-abiding community is sick and tired of them.'

Thank goodness that some mainstream Muslims are at long last awakening to this mortal peril in their midst. They must definitely be feeling the squeeze by now, as the far-right in Britain feeds off the anger provoked by the Islamist fringe. Unfortunately, the moderates can continue to expect no help whatsoever from their Government, which, to its eternal disgrace, stands with the extremists.

Incidentally, the worst insult an islamist can level at a "fellow" muslim?

Angry words were exchanged and scuffles broke out between members of both groups, with the extremists shouting 'Shame on you' and 'Get back to your synagogue'.

What a disgrace.