Swompdonkey

Explain this please:



Seriously, what the Christ is this? The annoying little macarena-style dance and jingle in the ads from a few years back were bad enough. They tended to put me in a bad mood when they came on TV. But now this latest batch of ads takes it one step further, with strange auditions featuring abrasive dorks of various ethnicities who can't even get the jingle right. How is this supposed to sell the product?

And don't even get me started on this guy:



The feelings this particular commercial bring up in my are, in order:
Surprise, bewilderment, contempt, and finally, shock and anger right at the end when he yells.

Now my stomach feels all upset. I think I'll go take some Tums or Rolaids.