Swompdonkey

Let's Get Silly

"The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour-and-a-half. It cost $80,000,000"



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Awesome site: Garfield Minus Garfield

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

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McCain Sings Streisand



I'd sooner buy the McCain album than listen to Babs drone on about those "drums of war" at some Obama fundraiser!

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So the neanderthal says to the troglodyte...

Really Old Jokes

Yes, unbelievably, these pre-date Bob Hope.

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In an alternate universe:

Midwest John Travolta looks like a younger Joey Travolta

Creepy!

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John Cleese and the "God gene"



About time somebody takes the piss out of bothRichard Dawkins and fundamentalism in the same bit!

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Are you kidding me?

Ignatius Reilly: Found beaten to a pulp in an alley behind the cineplex for his heresy

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At last, the truth about Sarah Palin:



Has she no decency?

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Ludacris fills cups like double Ds

Black community to Luda:

STFU!!!!!!

On the other hand, if you hold the head steady, he gon' milk the cow.

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Insane Tattoos

Oh God.

No... just...no

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Leland Orser

warning: strong language



Leland Orser is just amazing. When a script calls for someone to freak right the hell out, casting directors know who to call. Seriously, does anyone lose their shit as well as Leland does?

My wife tells me he plays a very calm doctor on E.R... yeah right, a very calm doctor who will most definitely go postal before the season finale. You know this in your heart.

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Last but not least

menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com

Self-explanatory.