Swompdonkey

The People - and by "People", I Mean Celebrities - Have Spoken!



Jessica Alba: I would like to see, um, uh cleaner earth for... my child, that I'm bringing into the world very soon.

Done! Obama has already promised that all commercially available potting soil will be required by legislation to contain at least one quarter loam, one quarter leaf mold, and no more than one part per hundred bacterial contaminants, excluding pig and cow excrement!

Ryan Philippe: I think it's time for change... I want a better future for my children.

Yes! Obama will push congress to legislate more change... up to 10 million additional quarters and 5 million additional dimes will be produced by the United States Department of the Treasury every year during an Obama presidency!

Some attractive black woman: I would like our environment to be safe

No problem! Obama has already arranged funding for Al Gore's next movie: An Inconvenient Truth II: Electric Boogaloo

Some attractive hispanic woman: Esto es nuestro America, mi America, tu America

Por supuesto! Viva Obama, el commandante en jefe! viva el socialismo!

Guy who got punched: Someone to actually make a difference in my generation

Obama: People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation!)

Hip guy in interracial couple: I would like to see us in a world without fear

Indubitably! Obama will ask congress to introduce legislation outlawing boogey-men, as well as their more rare variant, bogey-men.

Attractive hispanic woman again: Basically, ooommm, I want the war to end

Obama: War is oooover, if yooou want it

Jessica Alba again: I would like the world to think highly of our amazing country

You got it! Obama has pledged to pursue aggressive diplomatic and/or military action against anyone who does not think highly of the U.S.

Another attractive black woman: I think the thing that inspires me most about Obama is he really is going to be the President of the United States, you know, he's not going to be the president of the top ten percent, or the president of the most powerful corporations, or the president of the most powerful lobbyists, he's going to be our President, he's going to speak for us, cuz we put him there

Obama refuses to be president of the top ten percent, the lobbyists, and the corporations. Immediately following his inauguration, he will have those three groups expelled from the country. Unfortunately, numerous entertainers and hollywood types will need to relocate, since they fall into that first category.

John Leguizamo: That's what Obama is about... unity to this country, and changing America's face to the world

Russia: America, have you had some work done?
America: You noticed!
China: America, you look just fabulous! Who's your surgeon?
America: Dr. Birnbaum... he's in Beverly Hills

George Lopez: Obama es el cambio, que representa esperanza

Obama: Dos cervezas por favor

Will.I.am: This is my America, your America, our America

It's Obama's America, we only live there

Woman of colour: And he stands for... not just black people, but all people... uh, he's almost like a revivalist...

Obama: Hallelujah!

Woman of whiteness: I believe in Barack Obama, because he believes in us

Actually, Obama believes in you because you have the good judgment to believe in him!

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My favourite two comments on the videocracy site:

if this wasn't made by private citizens, it would legitimately qualify as propaganda, right?

and

...those least affected by any particular administration (the wealthy) are demanding change. How inspiring.