Tuesday, April 15, 2008

This Ain't Sparta

Seriously, Game 3 opening... WTF?

One can imagine the scenario: Two PR douches present their pitch for a pre-game show to Ottawa Senators executives:



PR Douch #1: So Senators, right? We need to leverage some excitement from the fan base through a theme

PR Douche #2: so here’s what we are thinking… forget Spartan Cat,… that does not play.

PR Douche#1: What the kids like now, what’s big this year is those half-naked guys from that movie 300

PR Douche #2: What are they called?

PR Douche#1: Greek dudes

PR Douche #2: Yeah, so we rent a costume, and we get some miked-up greek dude to come out to inspire people to cheer

PR Douche#1: Full fanfare!

PR Douche #2: He’s got the greek helmet, and greek cape, and a shield.

PR Douche#1: Now that says Senators!

PR Douche #2: And we get him to walk down the ranks of the Sens

PR Douche#1: With the greek-ish music and everything.

PR Douche #2: And he’ll do some lines from the movie and get people to cheer.

PR Douche#1: you know, motivate the team and the fans.

PR Douche #2: It will be something uniquely Ottawa Senators



Was it really as bad as I make it sound?




Yup.



In a pre-game opening that was supposed to symbolize Captain Daniel Alfredsson’s return, a buffed wannabe Spartan warrior took to the ice and spewed clichés from the movie 300. Unfortunately, hampered by a microphone malfunction and a teetering helmet, the effect was lost on most. Somewhere in the world, Gerard Butler was having a good laugh while King Leonidis must’ve been turning in his grave.

Homoerotic? Really? I would not go that far.

It was pretty terrible that they tried to pass off Frank Miller's stylized version of a Spartan Hoplite as a Roman Senator, though.

Oh yeah, Sens lost. They now face a sweep.

Here's a somewhat more accurate depiction of the appropriate roman armour, plus a pretty kickass battle scene:

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